Introducing LabWOW™, New Phenomenex Innovation that Literally Wipes Problems Away!

Torrance, Calif. (April 1, 2017) – Phenomenex Inc., global leader in the wipe sciences industry, is pleased to announce that after many long, exhausting minutes of research and development, we have launched a new line of award-winning wipes that will make ALL your lab—and life—problems disappear! Using our chemist’s patented super technical magical wipe-making technology, you can now bring out the “WOW” in any situation. GUARANTEED!

Frustrated by ugly chromatograms, cheap coffee, and cranky bosses? Fret no more! Grab a LabWOW™ and simply wipe your problems away!

“Baseline noise? LabWOW it! Lame lunch? LabWOW it! I mean, it’s literally as if a unicorn and a post-it note had a baby. It works for EVERYTHING—even my kids”, says Beatrice Kelly, LabWOW Brand Manager.

This amazing “as-seen-on-TV” product works every time 19.82% of the time. In fact, 7 out of 4 scientists recommend it to their colleagues.


Now available in 9 different colors, you can try the world-famous LabWOW for FREE. This offer is limited to the first 7 billion people, so act fast!



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