Torrance, Calif. (April 1, 2017) – Phenomenex Inc., global leader in the wipe sciences industry, is pleased to announce that after many long, exhausting minutes of research and development, we have launched a new line of award-winning wipes that will make ALL your lab—and life—problems disappear! Using our chemist’s patented super technical magical wipe-making technology, you can now bring out the “WOW” in any situation. GUARANTEED!
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This amazing “as-seen-on-TV” product works every time 19.82% of the time. In fact, 7 out of 4 scientists recommend it to their colleagues.
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